Thursday, December 11, 2008


Matt's dad just emailed these too me and I thought they were good for a laugh :)...

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using
the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough, solving the problem.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


Ryan, Melissa, and Family said...

hehe..those are funny:) Hey, I just usually go and check at Joanns every now and again and try to catch the sales. I actually went there yesterday and they have their flannel on sale for 2.49 a yard so if you want some more, now is a good time to go.