I had a black eye that Christmas.

Do you remember that song, "Ryan and Sarah sittin' in a tree - K . I . S . S . I . N . G.  First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage"?  Well one day, while on the bus coming home from kindergarten, I began singing that to a boy named Ryan and a girl named Sarah.  Ryan promptly punched me in the face.  I had a black eye that Christmas.